GET DUMPSTERED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be top dog, you know? Sending out mountains of spam every day, racking up those opens. People would get hooked on my clever schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, being bounced by those stupid spam blockers. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-bustling empire has shattered. The gratification of a successful spam campaign are ju